Edward Cullen's got nothing on the Nugget

Going along with the Twilight craze that's sweeping the nation, the Nugget is experimenting with vampirism. His victims of choice? Wet washcloths. He gets them really wet, then sucks the living daylights out of them. He would probably drink a pint of water this way if we let him.

I read that Twilight is significantly affecting baby naming trends, with Bella/Isabella, Alice, and Edward reaching new all-time highs. Glad that these names were not on our list for Lil Sib! Although not sure I can gloat too much, since the Nugget owes his namesake to a quarterback and a TV show character.