An alternate storyline

I'm not sure which version of the Nativity story you subscribe to, but here, the Nugget re-enacts the classic, in which...

1. A wayward Triceratops attempts to pay its respects to the newborn Savior, but frightens the camels, who threaten to knock over the manger...

2. ...And the troublemaker is thusly removed by a giant toddler bearing tongs.

Verily, I say to you, it came to pass. So say we all. Amen, Alleluia.