"Oof! Scout, you are getting big and heavy! You are growing!" (Man, I hope not. That would be all kinds of creepy.)
"I'm thankful that Daddy got a haircut."
"Don't worry, Llama, I got ya."
"I believe this is a wheat seed."
At the zoo with his friends, the Nugget exclaimed, "I need a beer." (Ironically, we only get a single 6-pack every month or so.)
While backing out of the driveway, we spotted the mailman delivering mail 3 houses down. He was walking on the sidewalk, and the Nugget warned me,
"Mommy, don't squish the mailman with the car."
At the barbershop, watching Daddy get a haircut, the Nugget exclaimed, "The barber is cutting the hair! But not the face!"