M: Like Hotel California?
Contrary to rumor, Spork was in fact, able to leave Toddlertown. Phew.
N: My silly old feet just keep growing bigger and bigger.
Big feet (now size Youth 2.5!) and little feet.
N: Mommy, don't look at my toes! (curls them up)
N: They are feeling shy, like turtles. Did you know their favorite food is pulled pork?
M: Your toes have a favorite food?
N: No, the turtles like pulled pork. My toes don't eat anything. They just grow muscles when I eat.
Geek Chic in matching t-shirts from CERN.
N: (spots a helicopter overhead) Look! Look!
S: Look at that! Wow, look at that!
M: Mmm, a helicopter.
N: It's a Cobra helicopter. It's really good at shooting.
M: (WTF???) Umm, I hope it's not shooting anyone today.
N: Don't worry, it only shoots people when they make sad choices.