The first morning of spring break dawned same time as a school day - 6:50am! I started to feel like Alexander, as I had to deal with:-1 wet bed and 1 shower
-1 broken bed slat courtesy of early-morning gymnastics
-2 children spraying each other with countertop cleaner, which led to...
-1 call to Poison Control and 2 more showers (thank goodness that I'm obsessed with nontoxic cleaners)
When I finally started making my escape to Target, I noticed some new window art on my van, so I called over the artist for a chat and learned that the medium was...wait for it....cheese.