On okapis and e-collars

Fabulous Spork-isms:

"Why is it called an okapi if it doesn't cop?"

"Tater and I are gonna wear matching pajamas! Then I will be camouflaged, and you won't be able to even see me."

Upon seeing Boomer's post neuter Elizabethan collar,
"I don't want a cone dog, I just want a regular dog!"